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Kristopher John
@TheDesignDR
1 of the best things in this world is @dominos Sweet Mango Habanero sauce. I order extra cups so I can use them for other dinners.
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Kristopher John
@TheDesignDR
We spent endless hrs in school learning parallelograms n shit. No one ever taught us what to do once you've watched every movie on Netflix
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Kristopher John
@TheDesignDR
Pretty sure the guy who just sat down next to me on the bus is Chef Boyardee in disguise bc he smells like spaghettios
Kristopher John
@TheDesignDR
@TheDesignDR @Daneuntamed I support border crossings.
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Kristopher John
@TheDesignDR
Of corse the laundry room is empty the day I have ONE load to do. Why is it never like this when I need to do 4 or 5?!
Kristopher John
@TheDesignDR
My FB "people you may know" is almost always 99% a gay man's wet dream. #allmyfriendsareboys #fb
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Kristopher John
@TheDesignDR
When is Zika gonna cause some super cheap resort rates in Cancun? I'm trying to go on a cheap beach vacay. οΈ #silverlining
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Kristopher John
@TheDesignDR
Kristopher John
@TheDesignDR
Stop it right now. Nooooooo twitter.com/joecarlson79/sβ¦
Kristopher John
@TheDesignDR
@travytypo there is if your name is @missjonileigh:
Kristopher John
@TheDesignDR
there needs to be a can opener emoji RT @TheDesignDR In case you were wondering...
I FINALLY FOUND MY CAN OPENER!!
I FINALLY FOUND MY CAN OPENER!!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
