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Captain Samoosa
@TheSamosaRunner
I'm dyinggggg my sisters telling me how a short while after she got married she called her father in law baby by mistake I'd die
Retweet of status by @zeenat_saiyed
01 Apr 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm dyinggggg my sisters telling me how a short while after she got married she called her father in law baby by mistake ππππ I'd die
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Captain Samoosa
@TheSamosaRunner
04 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote May the Almighty protect us from all calamities and sicknesses π
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Captain Samoosa
@TheSamosaRunner
So my cat just gave me Salam pic.twitter.com/oOLF1XpG6n
Retweet of status by @Sara_H11_
23 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote So my cat just gave me Salam π₯° https://t.co/oOLF1XpG6n
Captain Samoosa
@TheSamosaRunner
Oh how the SR stories make my day @TheSamosaRunner
20 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Oh how the SR stories make my day ππ@TheSamosaRunner
Captain Samoosa
@TheSamosaRunner
Guys please remember my nani in your duas pic.twitter.com/ETQ1dmMowY
22 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Guys please remember my nani in your duasπ₯Ίπ https://t.co/ETQ1dmMowY
Captain Samoosa
@TheSamosaRunner
Oh myyy twitter.com/TheSamosaRunneβ¦
Retweet of status by @Miimssssss
19 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Oh myyyππβ€ https://t.co/hUl3uKdQ19
Captain Samoosa
@TheSamosaRunner
Instead of doing my assignment I did this so please make dua I pass this year
docs.google.com/document/d/1-1β¦
docs.google.com/document/d/1-1β¦
Retweet of status by @ilhaam_mia
01 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Instead of doing my assignment I did this so please make dua I pass this year π
https://t.co/p5FkuEbvFq
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Captain Samoosa
@TheSamosaRunner
28 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Imagine telling ur parents about a guy and he cuts u off weeks later π€‘π€‘π€‘
Captain Samoosa
@TheSamosaRunner
My mutuals are such sala ghadera benchods
Retweet of status by @sidfrom_ice_age
17 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My mutuals are such sala ghadera benchodsπ₯Ίπ
Captain Samoosa
@TheSamosaRunner
How do u say suggar daddy in gujji?
Kharn pappa
Kharn pappa
Retweet of status by @typicalsaf
10 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote How do u say suggar daddy in gujji?
Kharn pappa πππππ
Captain Samoosa
@TheSamosaRunner
Which crackhead drinks coffee at night to finish work but doesnβt do the work and is now wide awake?
Me. I am the crackhead
Me. I am the crackhead
Retweet of status by @samosalauncher
21 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Which crackhead drinks coffee at night to finish work but doesnβt do the work and is now wide awake?
Me. I am the crackhead π€ͺ
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ