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MuttleyMatt
@Ti_FusedCynic
That one time on @FallonTonight when I made @jimmyfallon giggle pic.twitter.com/rXwzIqPZ8s
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MuttleyMatt
@Ti_FusedCynic
How many followers I've got #DoesNotBotherMe but I appreciate it all them though pic.twitter.com/egSNxCcCYy
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MuttleyMatt
@Ti_FusedCynic
We couldn't have done it without our awesome hashtag warriors and everyone who plays along! Thanks everyone! twitter.com/televisionacadβ¦
MuttleyMatt
@Ti_FusedCynic
@nancywriteon I should rephrase.
Buy the lotto tix? Why not.
Buy the lotto tix? Why not.
MuttleyMatt
@Ti_FusedCynic
#MyFirstJobIn4Words
paperboys wake up early
paperboys wake up early
MuttleyMatt
@Ti_FusedCynic
My Sunny Disposition! #WhyYouAreNotMe @adriennefunny pic.twitter.com/2G3E2qj2L3
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MuttleyMatt
@Ti_FusedCynic
Microwave died & I can't cook nor stand on the hard kitchen floor long enough to make anything. So I'm eating sourdough bread & frosting.
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MuttleyMatt
@Ti_FusedCynic
#IfIHadAGoldMedal I'd sell it for food and shelter.
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MuttleyMatt
@Ti_FusedCynic
Because it gives me an outlet for my disturbed sense of humor. #WhyICantLeaveTwitter
MuttleyMatt
@Ti_FusedCynic
@mseric @WormLightning Yes.
But who's funniest with their hands up, huh?
But who's funniest with their hands up, huh?
MuttleyMatt
@Ti_FusedCynic
I have conquered the basement. Next, the kitchen. Soon your house will be mine. Muhahaha #LiveFromMomsBasement
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
