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Tom Paul Johnson
@TomPaulJohnson
Ever jumped on one of those massive roller coasters abroad and whilst it's going up your thinking to yourself 'I'm a fucking idiot'?
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Tom Paul Johnson
@TomPaulJohnson
No way am I watching match of the day tonight, losing to a wank side at home.. As bad as Doncaster Rovers
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Tom Paul Johnson
@TomPaulJohnson
I wanna know how these ugly fuckers are pulling mint birds. What is their secret?!
Tom Paul Johnson
@TomPaulJohnson
β@jaypearmanMUFC: Most of lads in Doncaster pretending they knew something about NFL lastnightβ !!!!!!!!!
Tom Paul Johnson
@TomPaulJohnson
With a ginger girl, getting red head
Tom Paul Johnson
@TomPaulJohnson
All day I thought it was Tuesday, just found out it was Monday
Tom Paul Johnson
@TomPaulJohnson
God, please forgive me when i complain about my life being so hard... pic.twitter.com/2tyn14jRXJ
Retweet of status by @CraziestSex
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Tom Paul Johnson
@TomPaulJohnson
Gastroenteritis has just left me all weak .. I can't walk or do anything
Tom Paul Johnson
@TomPaulJohnson
@Sam_pson98 ignoring my calls eh
Tom Paul Johnson
@TomPaulJohnson
Brandon just dropped his fiver down the grate and the fiver is just looking at him as if to say "fuck off"
Tom Paul Johnson
@TomPaulJohnson
Been in town for over 4 hours
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
