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“I wanna get stuffed this thanksgiving ” okay well first of all that’s literally turkey appropriation,
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No one did it like Pat Carroll. Rest In Peace legend pic.twitter.com/qHS0tv3Bx9
Tom Zohar
@TomZohar
Gays posting their Spotify Wrapped will be like “not Spotify exposing me like this ” and it’s literally just a lis… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Tom Zohar
@TomZohar
“I can’t think of anything more exhilarating than a trip to London ” pic.twitter.com/6tE81IU3zd
Tom Zohar
@TomZohar
“Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer had crushes on each other when they did Friends! ” okay well I wanted to fuc… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Tom Zohar
@TomZohar
Much like the Broadway League, I have also had over a year to make a plan to get my life together and instead chose not to.
Retweet of status by @LaurenPokedoff
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Rest In Peace Olympia Dukakis, an absolute legend and icon pic.twitter.com/dfPbbVxn6p
Tom Zohar
@TomZohar
Shrimp being thrown into cereal boxes for free while Olive Garden charges $5 extra to add them to my Alfredo?? It doesn’t add up
Tom Zohar
@TomZohar
@ShaneAvery Sorry in this household we prefer the version that actually followed the novel
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
