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Matthew Toohey
@TooheyMatthew
You select a book at a bookshop.
Its sticker says $29.95
You go to pay.
βThat will be $34.58β
You: βHuh?β
Them:β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Its sticker says $29.95
You go to pay.
βThat will be $34.58β
You: βHuh?β
Them:β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @catrollison
07 Mar 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You select a book at a bookshop. π
Its sticker says $29.95
You go to pay.
βThat will be $34.58β
You: βHuh?β
Them:β¦ https://t.co/k55eUpyMdI
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Matthew Toohey
@TooheyMatthew
Asked for my coffee dark this morning
but.... not this dark pic.twitter.com/SI9IMs1WN5
but.... not this dark pic.twitter.com/SI9IMs1WN5
24 Feb 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Asked for my coffee dark this morning
but.... not this dark π±π± https://t.co/SI9IMs1WN5
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Matthew Toohey
@TooheyMatthew
And to think Porter saw himself as a future Prime Minister of Australia #RobodebtRC Ian
02 Feb 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote And to think Porter saw himself as a future Prime Minister of Australiaππ #RobodebtRC Ian
Matthew Toohey
@TooheyMatthew
Should have read the fine print when I ordered the extra firm bed... pic.twitter.com/3cemULTwgR
19 Nov 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Should have read the fine print when I ordered the extra firm bed...πππ€£ https://t.co/3cemULTwgR
Matthew Toohey
@TooheyMatthew
Latest catwalk attire from #PacoRabanne Loving the plumes pic.twitter.com/DDLFbuvqrT
Retweet of status by @MossScarlett3
10 Nov 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Latest catwalk attire from #PacoRabanne Loving the plumes π€π€π€ https://t.co/DDLFbuvqrT
Matthew Toohey
@TooheyMatthew
We've reached the stage of hayfever season where the sound of a lawnmower firing up is enough to trigger a bout of sneezing.
10 Oct 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote We've reached the stage of hayfever season where the sound of a lawnmower firing up is enough to trigger a bout of sneezing. π
Matthew Toohey
@TooheyMatthew
Lol. Barnaby asks Speers: "what would you have done"?
Australia: "Withdrawn support and forced an election."
#auspol #insiders
Australia: "Withdrawn support and forced an election."
#auspol #insiders
Retweet of status by @Anthony_htimS
20 Aug 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Lol. Barnaby asks Speers: "what would you have done"?
Australia: "Withdrawn support and forced an election." π€
#auspol #insiders
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Matthew Toohey
@TooheyMatthew
Could of just gone to the dentist pic.twitter.com/fLypfXRTkG
02 Aug 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Could of just gone to the dentist π±π± https://t.co/fLypfXRTkG
Matthew Toohey
@TooheyMatthew
28 May 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Nothing more Canberra has ever occurred than this β
Ainslie IGA and Lonsdale St roasters have a collab called "EL1". Seriously.
Matthew Toohey
@TooheyMatthew
Chris Uhlmann is quitting journalism at the end of the year? Ha! Chris Uhlmann quit journalism a long time ago. β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @PeterWMurphy1
06 Feb 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Chris Uhlmann is quitting journalism at the end of the year? Ha! Chris Uhlmann quit journalism a long time ago. π β¦ https://t.co/pBFxd5spty
Matthew Toohey
@TooheyMatthew
Want to improve control of your digital privacy? Turn on private relay (beta) on your phone.
Go to:
Settingsβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Go to:
Settingsβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @GongGasGirl
05 Feb 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Want to improve control of your digital privacy? Turn on private relay (beta) on your phone.
Go to:
β‘οΈSettingsβ¦ https://t.co/sAoYcGW7ql
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ