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Wyndel Corvus ♎️ ♋️
@TriniBoiWinnie
*girl* "why do i hear banging noises coming from the trunk???" *me* "i don't hear anything..." #firstdates
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Wyndel Corvus ♎️ ♋️
@TriniBoiWinnie
should i change the avatar of jason holding a bloody machete from my social media accounts??? #firstdates
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Wyndel Corvus ♎️ ♋️
@TriniBoiWinnie
i wonder if i'm getting laid tonight??? #firstdates
Wyndel Corvus ♎️ ♋️
@TriniBoiWinnie
instead of dropping my pants, can i just draw you a stick figure instead? #AwkwardQuestionsForMyDoctor
Wyndel Corvus ♎️ ♋️
@TriniBoiWinnie
every time i'm about to go to sleep, someone always calls me with problems... #ItIsJustMyLuck
Wyndel Corvus ♎️ ♋️
@TriniBoiWinnie
every time i tell my girl i want sex now, she's always on her period... #ItIsJustMyLuck
Wyndel Corvus ♎️ ♋️
@TriniBoiWinnie
every time i say i'm moving out of new york city i end up staying 5 more years... #ItIsJustMyLuck
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Wyndel Corvus ♎️ ♋️
@TriniBoiWinnie
every time i go around the corner someone just got shot... #ItIsJustMyLuck
Wyndel Corvus ♎️ ♋️
@TriniBoiWinnie
every time i buy my favorite music artist new album i only find 2 songs i like.. #ItIsJustMyLuck
Wyndel Corvus ♎️ ♋️
@TriniBoiWinnie
every time i go to Mc Donald's there's always a line.. #ItIsJustMyLuck
Wyndel Corvus ♎️ ♋️
@TriniBoiWinnie
every time i want to use the bathroom, someone is in there.. #ItIsJustMyLuck
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
