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Jeremy Richard
@TwitlessJeremy
I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am
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Jeremy Richard
@TwitlessJeremy
Tracy to San Diego in 6 hours flat.
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Jeremy Richard
@TwitlessJeremy
Finallllyyyyyy! I got to sleep in
Jeremy Richard
@TwitlessJeremy
FUCK YES.
$185 sale from a customer who was "Just Looking"
#GimmeYoMoney
$185 sale from a customer who was "Just Looking"
#GimmeYoMoney
Jeremy Richard
@TwitlessJeremy
I don't know what to do with my life right now
Jeremy Richard
@TwitlessJeremy
CLOSE ONE. Narrowly avoided losing my hair.
Why the fuck was there maid in my hair products and in a similar bottle to my pomade?!
Why the fuck was there maid in my hair products and in a similar bottle to my pomade?!
Jeremy Richard
@TwitlessJeremy
San Diego bound
Later Tracy
Later Tracy
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Jeremy Richard
@TwitlessJeremy
It means no worries,
For the rest of your days.
It's a problem free philosophy
For the rest of your days.
It's a problem free philosophy
Jeremy Richard
@TwitlessJeremy
Tower togepeepee heyyitschelseaa zachatefinn @ In-N-Out Burger http://t.co/QO6q3ov9p6
Jeremy Richard
@TwitlessJeremy
I wish teleporting were possible
Jeremy Richard
@TwitlessJeremy
Sweet baby Jesus, why don't I have my own comedy show?
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
