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Ummerta
@Ummerta_
need to try this pic.twitter.com/vllvefzn54
02 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote need to try this 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/vllvefzn54
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Ummerta
@Ummerta_
me when someone’s energy is slightly off:
… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @Sanzidaaax
19 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote me when someone’s energy is slightly off:
☹️☹️☹️ ☹️ ☹️
☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️
☹️… https://t.co/x9aSetoDut
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Ummerta
@Ummerta_
Can’t believe it, I asked my lecturer to speak slower and he said maybe I should listen faster.
Feeling: embarrassed
Feeling: embarrassed
Retweet of status by @viciousV_1
18 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Can’t believe it, I asked my lecturer to speak slower and he said maybe I should listen faster.
Feeling: embarrassed🙄
Ummerta
@Ummerta_
Hey there twitter.com/YungSamad/stat…
Retweet of status by @moth4lamp
10 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Hey there 👀 https://t.co/8p4JCUuGgn
08 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote She was a trainee clinical psychologist and I was just emosh 🥺 GET QUALIFIED AND PROSPER MY LOVE
22 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I've just been told to put camel piss for my eye infection, I miss London😔
Ummerta
@Ummerta_
Me: Can’t wait to get paid
HMRC: pic.twitter.com/j0enKbQ8Vr
HMRC: pic.twitter.com/j0enKbQ8Vr
Retweet of status by @BeardedBillyy
20 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me: Can’t wait to get paid 👀
HMRC: https://t.co/j0enKbQ8Vr
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Ummerta
@Ummerta_
Yo man's are fully taking their cows out for a walk here
04 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Yo man's are fully taking their cows out for a walk here 🤣🤣
Ummerta
@Ummerta_
I’m screaming, man hasn’t even turned on the engine
EU shoots down Boris Johnson's Brexit plan within moments of… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
EU shoots down Boris Johnson's Brexit plan within moments of… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @GhostKumi
23 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I’m screaming, man hasn’t even turned on the engine😭
EU shoots down Boris Johnson's Brexit plan within moments of… https://t.co/44LMK6lVKq
Ummerta
@Ummerta_
Love how asians always say “is this ur dads house” whenever anyone gets too comfy
Retweet of status by @eeeeeebeeeeeee
14 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Love how asians always say “is this ur dads house” whenever anyone gets too comfy😂😂🤣
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊