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uncoital comedy
@UncoitalComedy
Everyone talkinβ about the introverts having the best time well Iβm here to tell you, us nose pickers are as equally happy
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uncoital comedy
@UncoitalComedy
Terribly afraid of the approaching holidays, mostly for fear of having to wrap a cylindrical gift.
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uncoital comedy
@UncoitalComedy
I donβt like your poor taste in pornography but thatβs not why Iβm not having sex with you; itβs your avocado toast habit
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uncoital comedy
@UncoitalComedy
90's slow jams really tried to convince me that men wanted to have sex nice and slow
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uncoital comedy
@UncoitalComedy
If you have the pleasure having sex with me you will also have the pleasure of me farting on you
uncoital comedy
@UncoitalComedy
Do I wanna poop or masturbate?
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
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ReganBrittany
@ReganBrittany
Nanana diva is the female version of the hustlaaaa! #gettinmoney
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Rickygonz1215
@Rickygonz1215
If I weighed 182 I'd be cut
