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erica
@Urkkz
why do my contacts keep showing up as unsaved numbers in the text thread
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erica
@Urkkz
Talking and crying about not being able to see your son but never actually calling or making plans to see your son deadbeat thingssss
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erica
@Urkkz
didnβt they say not to approach a goddess without an offering? oh, thatβs what I thought. you try to play me and end up cursing yourself.
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erica
@Urkkz
normalize not going to the strip club if you're broke
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erica
@Urkkz
I thought the SAME EXACT THING when I saw it twitter.com/urkkz/status/1β¦
erica
@Urkkz
Me when my friends post selfies / videos being the bad bitches they are:
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erica
@Urkkz
Ugly people complaining bout wearing a mask like bitch itβs your time to shine!!!
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erica
@Urkkz
I miss kissing pretty girls and having ass in my face
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erica
@Urkkz
I could tell a nigga Iβm a serial killer and he gon b like so kill me then mama
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@Urkkz
But like pic.twitter.com/6gHaLVEc9C
erica
@Urkkz
YOU EVER ACTED CRAZY THEN THOUGHT βI AINβT HAVE TO DO ALL THATβ
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
