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@VictoriaSimon21
Halloween can make a guy pray that he never has a daughter
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@VictoriaSimon21
IM DYING pic.twitter.com/mmqelixRLg
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@VictoriaSimon21
Girl in class: Hey can you get the notes for me? I'm not gonna make it to class.
First of all, I ain't going either
First of all, I ain't going either
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Vic
@VictoriaSimon21
Feeling the good vibesΒ Β #ACLFest pic.twitter.com/mhCYmqsRJm
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@VictoriaSimon21
Basically favoriting every single "first of all" tweet I see
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@VictoriaSimon21
When y'all are trying to find places to donate to, please don't forget about my little hometown & setx twitter.com/dadephelan/staβ¦
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@VictoriaSimon21
Life has a weird way of working itself out
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@VictoriaSimon21
Okay who put my number on Craig's List and said I was selling a human sized hamster wheel pic.twitter.com/BiqVhIurd4
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@VictoriaSimon21
"I use Tinder like Pokemon Go - drove to NASA to catch some engineers." - @VictoriaSimon21 @EmilyBrown18
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@VictoriaSimon21
@robkardashian People moving from IG into twitter just to keep up with the 'Rob vs Chyna' dramapic.twitter.com/91ocJ7rAHM
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@VictoriaSimon21
WTH IS THIS???? pic.twitter.com/sSgjv82b1e
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
