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Ev
@Well_its_evan
Some personal news: ate an entire omelet without the eggs starting to taste so weird halfway through
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Ev
@Well_its_evan
Spare precedented time
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Ev
@Well_its_evan
The way dua lipa just perfectly scratches the pretty lady + sparkly dress + pop music part of my little brain
Ev
@Well_its_evan
Nicki Minaj doesnβt even have a Grammy and yβall still think we live in a democracy
Ev
@Well_its_evan
Waiting for my month long Christmas break that isnβt coming bc Iβm an adult with a job pic.twitter.com/gTUBrjQPXo
Evan
@Well_its_evan
Me: should I buy new boots?
Tulane student: BOOTYOU MEAN THE NUMER COLLEGE BAR IN AMERICA ITS BOOT O CLOCK
Tulane student: BOOTYOU MEAN THE NUMER COLLEGE BAR IN AMERICA ITS BOOT O CLOCK
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Evan
@Well_its_evan
Study break with peaches and onions pic.twitter.com/sghXSSae9t
Evan
@Well_its_evan
Whats nice about rising global population is that people can be shitty to u & there are more other people than ever before to replace them
Evan
@Well_its_evan
When he holds his laundry like Sacagawea held her child pic.twitter.com/yRplO63Xdy
Evan
@Well_its_evan
All my BRMHS friends tailgating together
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
