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Whatever_Amy
@Whatevah_Amy
Me and my hangover have a 9am tee time.
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Whatever_Amy
@Whatevah_Amy
Me: my face is so sunburned. Iβm purple. I look like Grimace
Trainer: whoβs Grimace?
Me: I really need to hire someone older
Trainer: whoβs Grimace?
Me: I really need to hire someone older
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Whatever_Amy
@Whatevah_Amy
Trainer: See you tomorrow !
Me: Iβm blocking you
Trainer: can you block that ass?
Me: Iβll bring you coffee
Me: Iβm blocking you
Trainer: can you block that ass?
Me: Iβll bring you coffee
Whatever_Amy
@Whatevah_Amy
No, Twitter, I wasn't reading that tweet. No, no. It's fine. I'll just guess the ending.
Retweet of status by @charmsblowpop
Whatever_Amy
@Whatevah_Amy
Anyone who wants to get in on the ground level of the βWhatever Amy Networkβ: message me.
Whatever_Amy
@Whatevah_Amy
Hey @dvel86 and @NYorNothing check your DMs
Whatever_Amy
@Whatevah_Amy
I'll retweet your typo so hard
Retweet of status by @PopGunSuzie
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Whatever_Amy
@Whatevah_Amy
i thought you were cute and then you retweeted yourself
Retweet of status by @fatty_tits_
Whatever_Amy
@Whatevah_Amy
I thought you should know. I just saw a semi nude picture of @Whatevah_Amy on IG.
Wow!
*digs through change purse for OF money*
Wow!
*digs through change purse for OF money*
Whatever_Amy
@Whatevah_Amy
Newsflash: I was whorey way before OnlyFans, dude
Whatever_Amy
@Whatevah_Amy
@Whatevah_Amy that red lingerie on IG is
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
