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Zachary
@WhitemanZachary
wait , before the world ends today , anyone wanna admit they got a crush on me?
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Zachary
@WhitemanZachary
@JessiStephens Paul is the goat. Definitely one of my inspirations when it comes to the squat
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Zachary
@WhitemanZachary
I'm just tryna see @DanielCaesar in concert
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Zachary
@WhitemanZachary
Had a blast with my best friend at the fair with fried Oreos and craft beer @WhitemanZachary pic.twitter.com/RBvz3YOjXb
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Zachary
@WhitemanZachary
Next girl I date I'm getting her a promise ring
Promise me you'll treat me like shit
Promise me you'll treat me like shit
Zachary
@WhitemanZachary
Finally I can hit on this babe that lifts
Zachary
@WhitemanZachary
Me: "mom watch this trick"
Mom: "okay"
Me: *shotguns beer*
Mom: "you're going to bed!"
hammer it boy
Mom: "okay"
Me: *shotguns beer*
Mom: "you're going to bed!"
hammer it boy
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Zachary
@WhitemanZachary
Party Foul!
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Zachary
@WhitemanZachary
Somehow the spongebob theme song made its way in my workout playlist
Safe to say I killed my workout
Safe to say I killed my workout
Zachary
@WhitemanZachary
Officially Summer, which is also know as the respecting women season
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Zachary
@WhitemanZachary
The perfect date? April 25th at Whataburger
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
