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Ada
@YasminDantudu
Another day pretending to understand why we have to work, when money can be printed and shared to everyone
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Dahlia
@YasminDantudu
No matter how convincing the advert is, no gadget is water resistant to me.
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Dahlia
@YasminDantudu
In this life just have money, especially if you are an adult
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Dahlia
@YasminDantudu
At this point what is idea behind the continued shutdown on when it is clear no body is doing anything extraordin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Dahlia
@YasminDantudu
When Nigerians know they’ll disappoint you, they’ll add “By God’s grace” at the end of the promise
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Dahlia
@YasminDantudu
Everytime I see someone eating noodles, I automatically want noodles
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Dahlia
@YasminDantudu
this one’s loud pic.twitter.com/8NUFOBwWVW
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Dahlia
@YasminDantudu
Abusites are you excited to see @awabikeng on ABU campus? pic.twitter.com/jVCDOgtwQv
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Dahlia
@YasminDantudu
Our mums making us sew wrapper on expensive atamfa. Dark times
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Dahlia
@YasminDantudu
Zenith sending random 3 day old alerts to give you heart attack
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Dahlia
@YasminDantudu
@BubbaSadiq Its not my fault you put garlic in everything. Even cornflakes
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
