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Marissa Beckham
@Your_MarissaB
Client: You’re so bad. I’m trying to get to heaven and you’re keeping me from getting there
Me: Misery loves company
Me: Misery loves company
16 Jun 19
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Me: Misery loves company 😈
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Marissa Beckham🍎🚕🗽
@Your_MarissaB
FYI there is more than enough to go around.
Retweet of status by @evelyngreenenyc
15 May 19
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Marissa Beckham🍎🚕🗽
@Your_MarissaB
Whenever I hear about people harassing employees and patients of abortion clinics...I always wonder, “Don’t you have to go to work?”
16 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Whenever I hear about people harassing employees and patients of abortion clinics...I always wonder, “Don’t you have to go to work?” 🤔
Marissa Beckham🍎🚕🗽
@Your_MarissaB
Thank you to helping me check off another Michelin experience! pic.twitter.com/MvBnWGzvAu
09 May 19
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Marissa Beckham🍎🚕🗽
@Your_MarissaB
Doorman: You’re always coming and going traveling!
Me: No rest for the wicked.
Me: No rest for the wicked.
28 Mar 19
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Me: No rest for the wicked. 😈
Marissa Beckham🍎🚕🗽
@Your_MarissaB
Sometimes I can be hard on myself. Then I get a spray tan and realize I’m a total babe. I was just pale.
26 Mar 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sometimes I can be hard on myself. Then I get a spray tan and realize I’m a total babe. I was just pale. 💁🏼♀️
Marissa Beckham🍎🚕🗽
@Your_MarissaB
“I don’t want Marissa. I want you to be the real you.”
Sounds good. Don’t mind me while I wear my retainer on our overnight.
Sounds good. Don’t mind me while I wear my retainer on our overnight.
07 Mar 19
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Sounds good. Don’t mind me while I wear my retainer on our overnight. 👍🏼
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Marissa Beckham🍎🚕🗽
@Your_MarissaB
The reason I don't show my face is that I'd just be too busy.
Retweet of status by @evelyngreenenyc
18 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The reason I don't show my face is that I'd just be too busy. 🤷🏼♀️
Marissa Beckham🍎🚕🗽
@Your_MarissaB
Just because they don’t follow you doesn’t mean they don’t follow you
17 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Just because they don’t follow you doesn’t mean they don’t follow you 😉
Marissa Beckham🍎🚕🗽
@Your_MarissaB
Vegan brunch with @Lucy_Bordeaux + @Your_MarissaB pic.twitter.com/WUZoAbUVn1
Retweet of status by @thelevinewman
12 Jan 19
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Marissa Beckham🍎🚕🗽
@Your_MarissaB
East Coast Tour Next Week!
NY: Jan 8th - 12th
DC: Jan 13th - 16th
Come love me ;)
Email me: cossettebooki… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
NY: Jan 8th - 12th
DC: Jan 13th - 16th
Come love me ;)
Email me: cossettebooki… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @cossette69
02 Jan 19
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🧸NY: Jan 8th - 12th
🎀DC: Jan 13th - 16th
Come love me ;)
Email me: cossettebooki… https://t.co/f2DOLZ4dHC
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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