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Zoe Barker
@Zoe1345
Who knew broadband could be such a flipping nightmare I need a drink... and super fast wifi that can be installed tomorrow
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Zoe Barker
@Zoe1345
"I'm sorry you're dead"
RT if you want the Hound at your funeral pic.twitter.com/URUy2pMvI1
RT if you want the Hound at your funeral pic.twitter.com/URUy2pMvI1
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Zoe Barker
@Zoe1345
Is it acceptable to have a glass of prosecco with breakfast? It is Sunday
Zoe Barker
@Zoe1345
My smoothie breakfast has somehow magically turned into pizza
Zoe Barker
@Zoe1345
So many plans, so little time. Please can I have more days in a year
Zoe Barker
@Zoe1345
2016... A year of mixed emotions! Got the rest of this month to make it a good one, can't believe it's nearly Christmas!
Retweet of status by @AshleyBanjo
Zoe Barker
@Zoe1345
I'm over Sheffield, I want to move back to Manchester now please
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Zoe Barker
@Zoe1345
I think some people forget that karma is a real thing and karma likes to bite you in the ass. Be good, be kind
Zoe Barker
@Zoe1345
All fun and games till @LukeDale1507 spills jaegar down his tee of @Zoe1345's face and she looks like she's dribblin
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Zoe Barker
@Zoe1345
Poorly and stressed are probably the worst combination
Zoe Barker
@Zoe1345
Laid in bed and I @Zoe1345 decided to FaceTime me at a pool party in Las Vegas... Cheers for that mate not jealous one bit
Retweet of status by @LukeDale1507
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
