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Michael Callahan
@_Calihan26
Customer - "hi Im going through menopause and I'm having trouble finding a perfume that smells good"
Me - "I just started working here"
Me - "I just started working here"
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Michael Callahan
@_Calihan26
Luckiest guy in the world! She said YES. Future Mr. & Mrs. Rizzo pic.twitter.com/93YPymdoJU
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@_Calihan26
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Michael Callahan
@_Calihan26
That @RaysBaseball insta caption tho pic.twitter.com/MvcpfaqlQd
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Michael Callahan
@_Calihan26
So who remembers @JustyD_BBP keep telling @JohnnyBrazas to let him suck his dick Saturday night......
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Michael Callahan
@_Calihan26
@_Calihan26 @KaitKelly Lmao hands would be thrown in under 36 hours
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Michael Callahan
@_Calihan26
@Cubs Snapchat stories are hands-down the best pic.twitter.com/hWuY1zkMPl
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Michael Callahan
@_Calihan26
I'm DEAD pic.twitter.com/ipsTVJ5HWW
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Michael Callahan
@_Calihan26
It's Showtime @DAWilliams14 @Mark_Smith_13
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Michael Callahan
@_Calihan26
Michael Callahan
@_Calihan26
Accurate representation of me drunk pic.twitter.com/4apPU1HN5y
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
