45.
Jonathan
@_JonnyGUAPO
Call me 1-800 Mr.2nite
46.
Jonathan
@_JonnyGUAPO
Mom: why do you have 2 phones?!
Me: why do you only have one?
Mom: (throws slipper)
Me: why do you only have one?
Mom: (throws slipper)
47.
Jonathan
@_JonnyGUAPO
RT @tim619guy: This emoji is a vagina
...but wait! There's more!
45.
fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
