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Sassy Lady
@_SassyLady
I just can't take anyone who is obsessed with the Kardashians seriously.
Retweet of status by @bama_nurse
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Sassy Lady
@_SassyLady
There needs to be a brunch place that you can bring your puppies to. And grocery stores. And coffee shops.
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Just look at the emoji. In any other situation, that would not be considered a "nose". #phallic
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Sassy Lady
@_SassyLady
This picture makes me realize that you can have more than one true love in your lifetime @DunkinDonuts pic.twitter.com/L74oe0j2EV
Sassy Lady
@_SassyLady
@ClassyDCLady hahaha. I'm pretty sure we are the same person! But I completely agree. I'm not mad about it at all
Sassy Lady
@_SassyLady
A Craigslister is giving away floppy-ear beagle puppies, and all I could think of is @LypstickJungle piling em in her car like Bridesmaids
Sassy Lady
@_SassyLady
Just look at the emoji. In any other situation, that would not be considered a "nose". #phallic
Sassy Lady
@_SassyLady
@Starbucks seriously has the best service. It makes me wonder why I go other places!
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Sassy Lady
@_SassyLady
@NCSUhitch revise this to women that dont know anything about football. we talk shit about each other's fantasy leagues during the game
Sassy Lady
@_SassyLady
OH HAPPY DAY! http://t.co/c0ZRpf0hmf
Sassy Lady
@_SassyLady
This is terrifying and exactly why I think babies are aliens http://t.co/CXPZ49R4Pw
Sassy Lady
@_SassyLady
Lovin' that @CountryMusic fest is on tv. Perfect cure to the Mondays!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
