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Tony
@_Tony17
My lil homosexual ass literally subscribed to receive emails about the PussyCat Dolls reunion
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Tony
@_Tony17
Shit like this makes me wanna sell my Coachella ticket and stay home
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Tony
@_Tony17
On Saturday mornings @G_bby55 && @_Tony17 like to get drunk and play with dildos
Retweet of status by @LegallyVal
Tony
@_Tony17
See you June 13th bby @KeshaRose pic.twitter.com/Dvf5F179R2
Tony
@_Tony17
Tony
@_Tony17
I had to wrap a gift and I had no paper or bags so I used a table cover
Tony
@_Tony17
*Steph rudely interrupts me talking*
Her: "why the fuck are you talking to me about toast at a bar?!"
Me:
Her: "why the fuck are you talking to me about toast at a bar?!"
Me:
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Tony
@_Tony17
Genesis "will you get ebola if you share my Chapstick?!"
Tony
@_Tony17
Introducing ourselves in class, me "hi I'm Tony and I'm an alcoholic" classmate "wrong meeting tony"
Tony
@_Tony17
This dude I follow on ig sets up some thirst traps lol he post a pic almost showin his dick n is like "dm me 4 more"
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
