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M3RCY DADO
@_YelstaR
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M3RCY
@_YelstaR
My friend called her crush & asked where they stand
Umjita wathi "where the strings don't attach"
I CRAWLED OUT OF THE ROOM
Umjita wathi "where the strings don't attach"
I CRAWLED OUT OF THE ROOM
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M3RCY
@_YelstaR
People that travel n play just gospel n act all repentant...are you tryna deceive God or appease him until u get to ur destination?
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M3RCY
@_YelstaR
When she takes off her bra and pant, tells you to go and lock the door and starts swearing for you naked.
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M3RCY
@_YelstaR
How guys lay before you give them head or hop on that dick pic.twitter.com/DCm59Bu92S
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M3RCY
@_YelstaR
Don't let your budget stop you from treating Bae pic.twitter.com/AgK3TiV8U9
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M3RCY
@_YelstaR
When the TV series is about a small town, you just know it's going to be straight dope
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M3RCY
@_YelstaR
Lol a Nigerian and an American can say this confidently twitter.com/johnlegend/staβ¦
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M3RCY
@_YelstaR
@That_IjebuBadoo @MyHoeStory I'm not taking chances
M3RCY
@_YelstaR
Any woman that spoils you. Put her in your good books. When you are bouyant enough to spoil her. Spoil her. She deserves it
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
