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smooth daddy 🧴
@__iamamess
Found out my 30-some yr old coworker’s new gf is either 18/19 and he wanted to “upgrade” after his ex (26/27)
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smooth daddy 🧴
@__iamamess
Whoever buys this for me gets titty pics twitter.com/SStylez2017/st…
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smooth daddy 🧴
@__iamamess
Confidence all 2020 lets get itttttttt
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smooth daddy 🧴
@__iamamess
Imagine not being completely and utterly allergic to alcohol... I can’t
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smooth daddy 🧴
@__iamamess
Tenth Form: Constant Flux pic.twitter.com/9PVj3SAN0y
smooth daddy 🧴
@__iamamess
my stomach COULD NEVER twitter.com/GreatWishlist/…
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smooth daddy 🧴
@__iamamess
I do until I either see myself naked or a super close up picture of myself. twitter.com/nan_coop/statu…
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smooth daddy 🧴
@__iamamess
some people need to mind their own business
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strawberry shortcakes
@__iamamess
Yo girl wants to be in my music video pic.twitter.com/vulaCqaI1V
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@__iamamess
rt to win: ANY 9 PAN COLOURPOP EYESHADOW PALETTE (as shown)
must be following me! pic.twitter.com/dqvHEsBrWk
must be following me! pic.twitter.com/dqvHEsBrWk
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@__iamamess
If I ever got one I’m wearing that shit everyday I’m never taking it off lmao but like I said before, I’ll never… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
