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Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus
@__phantomderp
@pati_gallardo We all know, the proper way to use a keyboard is to hit it with a penis
Retweet of status by @_Yulivee_
15 Mar 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @pati_gallardo We all know, the proper way to use a keyboard is to hit it with a penis 🤷🏼♀️
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Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus
@__phantomderp
@kognise7 How's it worked out for you? How wide of a desk do you have? Is the angle for the monitors like
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or is it different?
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or is it different?
09 Feb 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @kognise7 How's it worked out for you? How wide of a desk do you have? Is the angle for the monitors like
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or is it different?
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Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus
@__phantomderp
Why do these posts keep popping off bruh
Maybe I should start posting about C and C++ wins lately.
(... It woul… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Maybe I should start posting about C and C++ wins lately.
(... It woul… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
01 Feb 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Why do these posts keep popping off bruh 😭
Maybe I should start posting about C and C++ wins lately.
(... It woul… https://t.co/vSYPDIyahM
Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus
@__phantomderp
YOU CAN COMBINE AND THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL pic.twitter.com/8pcv9V83il
Retweet of status by @BadTweetsDepot
04 Feb 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote YOU CAN COMBINE 🦊 AND 🍞 THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL https://t.co/8pcv9V83il
Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus
@__phantomderp
C11 features now supported in Visual Studio 2022:
Atomics
Threads
Complex numbers
Learn how to use them:… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Atomics
Threads
Complex numbers
Learn how to use them:… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @VisualStudio
10 Jan 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote C11 features now supported in Visual Studio 2022:
⚛️ Atomics
🧵 Threads
🔢 Complex numbers
Learn how to use them:… https://t.co/88G16DzBRH
Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus
@__phantomderp
Okay, as promised, the lewd (it's very lewd, just a warning)
#squishyaki pic.twitter.com/aPgwn6NAzI
#squishyaki pic.twitter.com/aPgwn6NAzI
Retweet of status by @lethalbit
21 Dec 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Okay, as promised, the lewd (it's very lewd, just a warning) 🔞
#squishyaki https://t.co/aPgwn6NAzI
Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus
@__phantomderp
The @FT's 404 page still sets the benchmark pic.twitter.com/WUH5FFJmxP
10 Oct 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The @FT's 404 page still sets the benchmark😂 https://t.co/WUH5FFJmxP
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@__phantomderp
“Can you tell us how the alien library mascot fucks? It’s for child safe guarding purposes ” pic.twitter.com/JE9GGhezBG
Retweet of status by @chimenesuleyman
30 Sep 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote “Can you tell us how the alien library mascot fucks? It’s for child safe guarding purposes 👌🏽” https://t.co/JE9GGhezBG
Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus
@__phantomderp
oh no pic.twitter.com/0xXgGs9YrG
Retweet of status by @ShuckHyena
21 Sep 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote oh no 😳 https://t.co/0xXgGs9YrG
Björkus Dorkus
@__phantomderp
The noise Miriam Margolyes makes when she realises she swore on live TV after saying she was watching herself I b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @camruined
06 Jul 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The noise Miriam Margolyes makes when she realises she swore on live TV after saying she was watching herself 💀 I b… https://t.co/IislMy9z8I
Björkus Dorkus
@__phantomderp
24 Jun 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🤔 I should learn Ada.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊