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@pati_gallardo We all know, the proper way to use a keyboard is to hit it with a penis
Retweet of status by @_Yulivee_
15 Mar 23 copy & paste +upvote -downvote @pati_gallardo We all know, the proper way to use a keyboard is to hit it with a penis 🤷🏼‍♀️

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__phantomderp
@kognise7 How's it worked out for you? How wide of a desk do you have? Is the angle for the monitors like


\_/

or is it different?
09 Feb 23 copy & paste +upvote -downvote @kognise7 How's it worked out for you? How wide of a desk do you have? Is the angle for the monitors like 👩 \_/ or is it different?
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__phantomderp
Why do these posts keep popping off bruh

Maybe I should start posting about C and C++ wins lately.

(... It woul… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
01 Feb 23 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Why do these posts keep popping off bruh 😭 Maybe I should start posting about C and C++ wins lately. (... It woul… https://t.co/vSYPDIyahM
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YOU CAN COMBINE AND THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL
Retweet of status by @BadTweetsDepot
04 Feb 23 copy & paste +upvote -downvote YOU CAN COMBINE 🦊 AND 🍞 THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL https://t.co/8pcv9V83il
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__phantomderp
C11 features now supported in Visual Studio 2022:

Atomics
Threads
Complex numbers

Learn how to use them:… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @VisualStudio
10 Jan 23 copy & paste +upvote -downvote C11 features now supported in Visual Studio 2022: ⚛️ Atomics 🧵 Threads 🔢 Complex numbers Learn how to use them:… https://t.co/88G16DzBRH
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Okay, as promised, the lewd (it's very lewd, just a warning)

#squishyaki
Retweet of status by @lethalbit
21 Dec 22 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Okay, as promised, the lewd (it's very lewd, just a warning) 🔞 #squishyaki https://t.co/aPgwn6NAzI
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The @FT's 404 page still sets the benchmark
Retweet of status by @SuB8u
10 Oct 22 copy & paste +upvote -downvote The @FT's 404 page still sets the benchmark😂 https://t.co/WUH5FFJmxP
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“Can you tell us how the alien library mascot fucks? It’s for child safe guarding purposes
Retweet of status by @chimenesuleyman
30 Sep 22 copy & paste +upvote -downvote “Can you tell us how the alien library mascot fucks? It’s for child safe guarding purposes 👌🏽” https://t.co/JE9GGhezBG
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21 Sep 22 copy & paste +upvote -downvote oh no 😳 https://t.co/0xXgGs9YrG
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__phantomderp
Björkus Dorkus @__phantomderp
The noise Miriam Margolyes makes when she realises she swore on live TV after saying she was watching herself I b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @camruined
06 Jul 22 copy & paste +upvote -downvote The noise Miriam Margolyes makes when she realises she swore on live TV after saying she was watching herself 💀 I b… https://t.co/IislMy9z8I
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Björkus Dorkus @__phantomderp
I should learn Ada.
Retweet of status by @sw17ch
24 Jun 22 copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🤔 I should learn Ada.

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fakhright
fakhright @fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13 copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊
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