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alice
@_alicethwaites
only customers worse than ones that don't say please and thank you are the couples that stand at the counter snogging while you're serving
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alice
@_alicethwaites
I'm so ready for summer but my body definitely isn't
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alice
@_alicethwaites
balled my eyes out twitter.com/agt/status/872โฆ
alice
@_alicethwaites
would've been more excited about my first vote if my constituency wasn't strongly conservative
alice
@_alicethwaites
imagine going to uni and working hard to become a journalist to write an article about a couple of spots on someone's face
alice
@_alicethwaites
going to Amsterdam tomorrow
alice
@_alicethwaites
my life revolves around train strikes
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alice
@_alicethwaites
5 nights at reading fest next week is going to destroy me but I'm so bloody excited
alice
@_alicethwaites
haven't even been in England for 12 hours and I'm already going to work
alice
@_alicethwaites
BIG UK SHOW ANNOUNCED TOMORROW MORNING haha..
Retweet of status by @thebottlemen
alice
@_alicethwaites
Tuesday is a BIG one.. We reveal your final two headliners plus loads more acts #RandL16 pic.twitter.com/ywcWbhoztc
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
