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Cory
@_corrr_
I wish I lived closer to champaign cause I really wanna go to Target but I donβt want to make a whole day out of it
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Cory
@_corrr_
The guys that put in effort and don't expect sexy time are the guys who get sexy time
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Cory
@_corrr_
Taking 3 naps today probably wasn't the best idea today now I can't sleep
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Cory
@_corrr_
I slightly miss spoiling someone I care about
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Cory
@_corrr_
Cory: My names Cory cause it means "the chosen one"
Aunt Chrissy: Yeah that didn't work out too well did it?
Cory: Piss off.
Aunt Chrissy: Yeah that didn't work out too well did it?
Cory: Piss off.
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Cory
@_corrr_
For anyone who wonders why I'm still single, it's because I'm always attracted to the most inappropriate men in my life......
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Cory
@_corrr_
Y'all he actually followed the directions @dominos this guy needs a raise pic.twitter.com/7GYIQHYPzo
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Cory
@_corrr_
I need an anonymous twitter account just to post all the nasty ass shit my parents say to each other
Cory
@_corrr_
Any question just msg me pic.twitter.com/mMtKJh4aSP
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Cory
@_corrr_
@abartlow__ lolz love you
Cory
@_corrr_
Unpopular opinion: I don't mind the cold at all. It's 90 degree weather with 80% humidity that I hate.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
