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demss
@_demwilliams
When she don't like pets but her boyfriend's a dog
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demss
@_demwilliams
One thing you can't get back in life is time so don't waste mine !
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demss
@_demwilliams
Black parents never let you get both. Either you get dropped off or you get picked up.
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demss
@_demwilliams
Men never admit when they're wrong
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demss
@_demwilliams
And here we have a written piece of human shit Let. Women. Gain. And. Lose. Weight. In. Peace. twitter.com/barstoolsportsβ¦
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demss
@_demwilliams
It's getting to that time of year where white people put their skin next to mine and say they're the same colour as me
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demss
@_demwilliams
Hair ain't done, no bra running across to martas cause she thinks she left her cooker on
demss
@_demwilliams
Yes queen show them twitter.com/iameugenejordaβ¦
demss
@_demwilliams
Grateful to see another day
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
