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a stray pup
@_drugsandcandy
Proud to be one of those nerds whose paper compels the instructor to award them full marks even in a literature question
14 Jan 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Proud to be one of those nerds whose paper compels the instructor to award them full marks even in a literature question π
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a stray pup
@_drugsandcandy
31 Aug 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote bad blowjob nervous dentist
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"whoa, that's a lot of teeth"
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a stray pup
@_drugsandcandy
I appreciate you guys
*throws glitter*
*throws glitter*
Retweet of status by @theJperspective
27 Aug 21
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*throws glitter* β¨ππΌ
a stray pup
@_drugsandcandy
Woke up to 4 inches
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21 Apr 21
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a stray pup
@_drugsandcandy
me: :(
horror movies: π©Έ πͺ
me: :)
horror movies: π©Έ πͺ
me: :)
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11 Feb 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote me: :(
horror movies: πΉπ©Έπͺ πππΊβ°οΈπͺβπ¬π£πβοΈπ’π―ππ₯π·
me: :)
a stray pup
@_drugsandcandy
@_drugsandcandy GO WISH MY BABY OR ELSE
Retweet of status by @whatsinitforme_
05 Oct 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @_drugsandcandy GO WISH MY BABY OR ELSE π€πͺπͺπͺ
a stray pup
@_drugsandcandy
31 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Fuck I just stood up on a Zoom call and forgot about the no pants thing. Whoops ββ
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some random sad stranger
@_drugsandcandy
Iβve survived a suicide attempt, a bad car accident and an attempt on my life. 2020 has been a breeze for me
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07 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Iβve survived a suicide attempt, a bad car accident and an attempt on my life. 2020 has been a breeze for meππΌ
some random sad stranger
@_drugsandcandy
One time I was looking at a pic in a magazine and by instinct actually attempted to enlarge it with my fingers.
Retweet of status by @theJperspective
06 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote One time I was looking at a pic in a magazine and by instinct actually attempted to enlarge it with my fingers.ππΌ
some random sad stranger
@_drugsandcandy
Does anyone else smile at dogs that walk past them or am I just a weirdo...
Retweet of status by @JD_Quotes2017
05 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Does anyone else smile at dogs that walk past them or am I just a weirdo...π€
some random sad stranger
@_drugsandcandy
Sometimes I wonder if any of you are even real
27 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sometimes I wonder if any of you are even real π€
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ