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isabel
@_IsabelPhillips
Mom: what's the 13th zodiac sign called?
Me: Ophiuchus
Mom: Ophiuch-my ass, I'm still an Aquarius
Me: Ophiuchus
Mom: Ophiuch-my ass, I'm still an Aquarius
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isabel
@_IsabelPhillips
Russell Westbrook on instagram:
#TerrenceCrutcher pic.twitter.com/X2fmqV12lt
#TerrenceCrutcher pic.twitter.com/X2fmqV12lt
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isabel
@_IsabelPhillips
I don't understand why parents get so obsessed with their kids' sports. It's just a game, nothing to ruin their self esteem over
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isabel
@_IsabelPhillips
@Coreyshoemaker7 @kacie_tran I mean I will but Ashley's got a child, a puppy, and a bae I'm pretty sure but she is lovely!!!
isabel
@_IsabelPhillips
Mambo no. 5 is still my shit
isabel
@_IsabelPhillips
My mom is really concerned about my eternal damnation, but not at all about my well being.....
isabel
@_IsabelPhillips
I hope Chris Brown rots in prison
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isabel
@_IsabelPhillips
this is the funniest thing I've seen today pic.twitter.com/qfQnhLRZ2c
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isabel
@_IsabelPhillips
I loooooooove Forrest Gump
isabel
@_IsabelPhillips
I hate when my family church lectures me like it's me that's gonna burn in Hell don't worry about it
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isabel
@_IsabelPhillips
I love the people that are too snobby to thrift shop like hell yeah keep paying $40 for your tee shirts and I'll pay $6
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
