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your moms chest hair
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When I do something funny and my kids ask me to do it 100 more times twitter.com/badbitcharl/stβ¦
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Colleges donβt advertise how easy and convenient these are because they want our money
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Disclaimer guys I know how to spell avocado I just thought it would be cute to spell it the way the little boy said it.
mexican vanilla
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So I downloaded NextDoor and wow people in suburban neighborhoods are such little bitches
mexican vanilla
@_littlenest
Marry somebody who talks to the house plants too.
mexican vanilla
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How Iβm going to get my child fed and dressed for school by 7:45 is beyond me
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We breaking in the house tonight
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Knock me down 9 times but i get up 10
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Why are my male coworkers like this pic.twitter.com/pK0OzjvfCm
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I want my eyebrows microbladed. Your girl is tired of filling them in everyday
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
