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baby๐
@_shalomthefirst
Your house is burning, you can only rescue two
1. Your wife.
2. Mother in-law.
3. 20 million dollars.
4. Your child.
1. Your wife.
2. Mother in-law.
3. 20 million dollars.
4. Your child.
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baby๐
@_shalomthefirst
My application to work with NEPA has been approved, I pity the street my EX is living see them see darkness
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baby๐
@_shalomthefirst
Before you start using your body to settle your financial needs. Always remember there's no end to financial needs.
baby๐
@_shalomthefirst
This betting channel will be giving out 5000 to 10 lucky winners to celebrate her anniversary this month end. donโโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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baby๐
@_shalomthefirst
After I advised someone to break up. pic.twitter.com/YVDTlSS7od
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baby๐
@_shalomthefirst
Proof that not everyone on this app is normal pic.twitter.com/kaJHPxYREu
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baby๐
@_shalomthefirst
For school you go dey claim addict, but since ASUU strike you never smoke for house.
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baby๐
@_shalomthefirst
Most of these guys that claim they are breast lovers can't even handle big breast
baby๐
@_shalomthefirst
Discard any sexual thoughts you have towards me, you no fit see me fuck
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baby๐
@_shalomthefirst
Suck fast, before slippers come oh pic.twitter.com/F5qPqAuhUj
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@_shalomthefirst
DRAKE offers you $2M and a huge house if you can spit one of his songs WORD FOR WORD What song you choosin pic.twitter.com/2ZavtrKkJ9
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
