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Strumpet β€οΈβπ₯!
@_strumpet_
Yβall itβs @_strumpet_ βs birthday week. I think Iβll bring her some sushi on Friday. I got it all prepped
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STRUMPETβοΈ
@_strumpet_
welp, today is the end of an era did i say era i meant error. the end of an error. byeeeeeee
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The Demon Strumpet
@_strumpet_
@tiReynard Are we supposed to announce it? I didn't know.
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STRUMPETβοΈ
@_strumpet_
Putin is running around with his shirt off again.
Maybe Trump will try that on his vacation.
Maybe Trump will try that on his vacation.
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Strumpy βn the Plague Doctors
@_strumpet_
How much Xanax &Nyquil equal a mild yet lengthy coma?
Asking for me who is sick on a MFing holiday.
Asking for me who is sick on a MFing holiday.
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STRUMPET = KRAMPUS
@_strumpet_
I keep saying Iβm going to stop finding comfort in food but here I am eating pie and cashews for breakfast again.
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STRUMPETβ
@_strumpet_
PUPS CONTEST
Saturday/Sunday
For accounts with fewer than 2k followers.
Link a maximum of three tweets here.β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Saturday/Sunday
For accounts with fewer than 2k followers.
Link a maximum of three tweets here.β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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STRUMPET!
@_Strumpet_
@OctopusCaveman @justinbieber @edsheeran This is some of your best art ever.
Strumpy is a Mick βοΈ
@_Strumpet_
bc King Cake ok nvm pic.twitter.com/woJv2LbcRU
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STRUMPETβ
@_Strumpet_
Happy New Year! May 2019 bring you love and peace. pic.twitter.com/hvbbE7KETS
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Strumpy says NOPE.
@_Strumpet_
Happiness is a half-empty cross-country flight.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
