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ModernMom👑
@_themodernmom_
I don’t know who else needs to hear this but please remove your social security card from your wallet.
It doesn’t belong there
It doesn’t belong there
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ModernMom👑🔜August18🥳🎈🧁🛍
@_themodernmom_
“I need to stop”
-Me as I click next episode
-Me as I click next episode
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TheModernMom✈️TwitchCon
@_themodernmom_
@shadowofkyle You know you can always message me if you want to talk
TheModernMom🏳️🌈🔜TwitchCon
@_themodernmom_
7am: Tired
2pm: Desperately wants a nap
Midnight: Wide awake
2pm: Desperately wants a nap
Midnight: Wide awake
TheModernMom
@_themodernmom_
I can’t wait for my kids to get a car. First thing I’m gonna do is stomp Cheerios on the floor and explode a soda in the backseat
TheModernMom
@_themodernmom_
Hey @_themodernmom_, I saw this and thought of you pic.twitter.com/1cP4OT4ihq
Retweet of status by @B_KeyOn92
TheModernMom
@_themodernmom_
Grocery home delivery!
One less reason to ever have to wear pants or interact with people
One less reason to ever have to wear pants or interact with people
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TheModernMom
@_themodernmom_
Please tell me I’m not the only person who thinks about what they’re going to eat for dinner... while eating lunch.
TheModernMom
@_themodernmom_
Do you guys blow on hot food before you eat it or do you hasafashahasahasas until you can chew it like me?
… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
TheModernMom
@_themodernmom_
Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster... so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.
TheModernMom
@_themodernmom_
That moment when you realize you don’t shave your legs for anyone other than the person who gives you pedicures #priorities
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
