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zoรซ
@_z0wee
My driving instructor told me to indicate and I put the window wipers on
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@_z0wee
Forever seeing hypocritical tweets
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zoรซ
@_z0wee
The smell of fag left on people after they've smoked, is one of the reasons I'll never become a smoker
zoรซ
@_z0wee
My hatred is growing for some people
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@_z0wee
I go to sleep earlier on weekends than I do week days
zoรซ
@_z0wee
Guess who cares
zoรซ
@_z0wee
I literally look like my brother when I have no makeup on
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zoรซ
@_z0wee
No one makes me laugh like my dad does
zoรซ
@_z0wee
Leonardo DiCaprio
zoรซ
@_z0wee
I always get really happy when @RobMSheehan appears at the front of my phone then I realise it's because I get his tweets sent to my phone
zoรซ
@_z0wee
On the phone to Kat, we could hear a creepy voice screaming and laughing, she said it wasn't her or me so we shit ourselves and hung up
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
