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Engr. Abubakar Aliyu, GNSE
@AAI_Wurma
I tried to act like white people 2day I drank tea with 2 slices of bread I fainted 3 times b4 1pm
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Abubakar Aliyu
@AAI_Wurma
@Ola_of_Mushin @IEkulide @ShehuSani Good question
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Abubakar A. I. Wurma
@AAI_Wurma
Back in primary school nothing fear me pass "all heads on your desk"... omo you dey hear sound but you no know where teacher don reach
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Abubakar A. I. Wurma
@AAI_Wurma
You don't have beards and you're toasting girl
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Abubakar A. I. Wurma
@AAI_Wurma
I don't follow you bcuz you're a celebrity, I followed you bcuz I expect you to follow back that's how shit works around here...
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Abubakar A. I. Wurma
@AAI_Wurma
You no get boyfriend but u dey search for husband,u wan skip Terms and condition.
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Abubakar A. I. Wurma
@AAI_Wurma
And if you take them shopping, they'll be pointing pizza instead of mattress.
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Abubakar A. I. Wurma
@aai_wurma
@sauceprinz When @Eminem said "I've got a laptop in my back pocket". This was what he meant.
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Abubakar A. I. Wurma
@aai_wurma
Admit it! You once tried to create your own airtime. You thief!!!
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Abubakar A. I. Wurma
@aai_wurma
Q: How do I self-isolate?
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Stay in a room away from others for 14 days
Avoid sharing household items
Practiceβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Stay in a room away from others for 14 days
Avoid sharing household items
Practiceβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Abubakar A. I. Wurma
@aai_wurma
Did you receive βi love you βtoday or life goes on ?
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
