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abby govindan
@abbygov
should I start an illiterate bitches book club where I share easily digestible funny books for people who otherwise hate reading
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abby govindan
@abbygov
help I started using the emoji ironically and now I can’t stop
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abby govindan
@abbygov
“and we’re having a baby :) together.”
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Retweet of status by @bigfatmoosepssy
abby govindan
@abbygov
someone’s gotta roast her for only dating white boys let it be me
abby govindan
@abbygov
no one:
white boys who wear nail polish on Tik Tok:
white boys who wear nail polish on Tik Tok:
abby govindan
@abbygov
My boyfriend had to get all four of his tires replaced and tell me why they charged this man $1100 I thought tires were like $15 each
abby govindan
@abbygov
Spirit Airlines is unreal, this stewardess just asked me to do shots of vodka with her on this flight at 1:30 pm
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abby govindan
@abbygov
my grandma had 10 kids which means she spent......7.5 years of her life...........being pregnant
abby govindan
@abbygov
the police be like “you didn’t commit a hate crime? pinky pwomise? ”
abby govindan
@abbygov
Very excited and happy to announce that Piers Morgan will be joining the Emily in Paris writer’s room for season 2
abby govindan
@abbygov
high life influencers be like “be a millionaire” and when we ask how they’re like “just be”
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
