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Boots, 'with the fur'
@afraidofwasps
They should have home school version of college where you dad gets to dress up like a professor
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Boots, 'with the fur'
@afraidofwasps
nice rapier lunge dude. did you learn that from athos (rolling up my sleeve while laughing to reveal a "PORTHOS GANG οΈ " tattoo
Retweet of status by @mrgracemugabe
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Boots, 'with the fur'
@afraidofwasps
Me: π§βοΈhowdy
Neighbor: Youβre on my car
Me: π§βοΈitβs a beaut
Neighbor: Thanks. Need to goβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Neighbor: Youβre on my car
Me: π§βοΈitβs a beaut
Neighbor: Thanks. Need to goβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @Daggerlad2
Boots, 'with the fur'
@afraidofwasps
Not me recording 24 minutes of uncle b-roll
Boots, 'with the fur'
@afraidofwasps
What the fuck is this guy called, fucking "Squid-ward" or something Fuck outta here Lmfaooo. Oh
Boots, 'with the fur'
@afraidofwasps
U know it's gonna be good when the waiter comes out n starts explaining stuff
Boots, 'with the fur'
@afraidofwasps
(couple on commercial) We do it every night (im getting all excited) Their talking about fucking! (old guy) Im olβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Boots, 'with the fur'
@afraidofwasps
LMAO If thats Kamala Harris's stepdaughter I'd hate to see her (momentarily forgetting the word 'Stepson') Stepsaughster
Boots, 'with the fur'
@afraidofwasps
Dudes will shit on Wonder Woman 1984 but be Wondering the last time they talked to a Woman - 1984! It was a smokyβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Boots, 'with the fur'
@afraidofwasps
(nervously) Omg anon... you're teeth,.. their so big ...
(Wolf adjusts bonnet) All the better to smile at you with OP
(Wolf adjusts bonnet) All the better to smile at you with OP
Boots, 'with the fur'
@afraidofwasps
Me: But.. im only 16!
U.S. Navy verified instagram account: Oop We can just pretend you didn't say that.. and conβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
U.S. Navy verified instagram account: Oop We can just pretend you didn't say that.. and conβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
