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Maddie in Wonderland
@ahmazingmaddie
Petty
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rollingstone.com/music/news/kesβ¦
Retweet of status by @KeshaRose
05 Oct 17
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Maddie in Wonderland
@ahmazingmaddie
Me: Am I food?
Ppl:
Me: Vegetable?
Ppl:
Me: Found at a BBQ?
Ppl:
Me: Am I corn?
Ppl:
@ahmazingmaddie
#PartyGames #Exsistential
Ppl:
Me: Vegetable?
Ppl:
Me: Found at a BBQ?
Ppl:
Me: Am I corn?
Ppl:
@ahmazingmaddie
#PartyGames #Exsistential
30 Sep 17
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Ppl: βοΈ
Me: Vegetable?
Ppl: βοΈ
Me: Found at a BBQ?
Ppl: βοΈ
Me: Am I corn?
Ppl: π€
@ahmazingmaddie
#PartyGames #Exsistential
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Maddie in Wonderland
@ahmazingmaddie
Well, you know you're a crazy cat lady when no less than three of your friends tag you in a post about yoga with cats
03 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Well, you know you're a crazy cat lady when no less than three of your friends tag you in a post about yoga with cats π€¦πΌββοΈπ»π
Maddie in Wonderland
@ahmazingmaddie
Finish the pastry, sir. @ahmazingmaddie pic.twitter.com/xbAUuWUTxd
14 Sep 17
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Maddie in Wonderland
@ahmazingmaddie
Weather app: 30% chance of rain at 2pm today
9am: Pouring rain and thunderstorms
Shitting the bed like no other this summer
9am: Pouring rain and thunderstorms
Shitting the bed like no other this summer
22 Aug 17
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9am: Pouring rain and thunderstorms
Shitting the bed like no other this summer ππ
Maddie in Wonderland
@ahmazingmaddie
Update: I brought it into bed with me. Gotta guard my vast riches at all times apparently
19 Aug 17
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Maddie in Wonderland
@ahmazingmaddie
Today I get to referee and go to high tea with my friends and play soccer and see my best friend and I'm just so happy my life is so good
10 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Today I get to referee and go to high tea with my friends and play soccer and see my best friend and I'm just so happy my life is so good ππ»
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Maddie in Wonderland
@ahmazingmaddie
So apparently I strained an oblique playing soccer yesterday.
Never really thought soccer required much work from your core
Never really thought soccer required much work from your core
29 May 17
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Never really thought soccer required much work from your core ππ€
Maddie in Wonderland
@ahmazingmaddie
self-improvement leads to happiness pic.twitter.com/GWpsUxIYSo
Retweet of status by @PoemsPorn
29 Mar 17
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Maddie in Wonderland
@ahmazingmaddie
I'm crying pic.twitter.com/Fj6OjeP2iN
Retweet of status by @CommonWhiteGirI
09 Feb 17
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Maddie in Wonderland
@ahmazingmaddie
Absolutely perfect weekend! Unfortunately not a lot of sleep + lots of drinking = me going home sick
05 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Absolutely perfect weekend! Unfortunately not a lot of sleep + lots of drinking = me going home sick π·π€
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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