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Hamza Aliyu
@ahmedaliyu14
"If I call Pep now, would he take me back?" pic.twitter.com/FlTZVSsNj5
21 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote π "If I call Pep now, would he take me back?" https://t.co/FlTZVSsNj5
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Hamza Aliyu
@ahmedaliyu14
@MawetuMatyila You should have a cop friend come arrest you at work instead . Then show up next week.
Retweet of status by @Peera_man
12 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @MawetuMatyila You should have a cop friend come arrest you at work instead πππ. Then show up next week.
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Hamza Aliyu
@ahmedaliyu14
@thatonemaligirl @BarryTaylorII I want to laugh so bad but Iβm not. Iβm literally in tears tryna hold it back
Retweet of status by @King_Lewis_52
26 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @thatonemaligirl @BarryTaylorII I want to laugh so bad but Iβm not. Iβm literally in tears tryna hold it backππ
Hamza Aliyu
@ahmedaliyu14
I swear Glo sabi advert
Retweet of status by @Najeebwali_
27 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I swear Glo sabi advert ππ
Hamza Aliyu
@ahmedaliyu14
Nigerian Goats Will be Chewing and Looking at you So Seriously as if they are Expecting you to Greet
them First
them First
Retweet of status by @CutebarbieAdams
20 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Nigerian Goats Will be Chewing and Looking at you So Seriously as if they are Expecting you to Greet
them First π€£π€£π€£
Hamza Aliyu
@ahmedaliyu14
Forgive Yourself
Retweet of status by @AdizatouGabon
29 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Forgive Yourself π§πΎββοΈ
Hamza Aliyu
@ahmedaliyu14
Where are all those my primary school mates that normally threaten me with βif I slap you, youβll fly to Londonβ β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @UncleRajj
19 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Where are all those my primary school mates that normally threaten me with βif I slap you, youβll fly to Londonβ ππβ¦ https://t.co/OZL0z4rKzC
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Hamza B Aliyu
@ahmedaliyu14
27 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Nigerian students will fight to sit at the front during lecture and fight to sit at the back during exams. Confused generation πππ
Hamza B Aliyu
@ahmedaliyu14
Real men are tall... The rest are just assistant men twitter.com/TheeBoy_Lanx/sβ¦
Retweet of status by @habeeb_maymuna
21 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Real men are tall... The rest are just assistant menπ https://t.co/EdK1ZMEsmd
Sayyidus Shuhada
@ahmedaliyu14
@Raahmatuallah Ameen Thumma Ameen Thanks taniko am
17 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Raahmatuallah Ameen Thumma Ameen ππ Thanks taniko am
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ