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Aidan forgets why he
@aidno
#2022RhymingSlang
Boris out
Twist n shout
Boris out
Twist n shout
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Aidan forgets why he
@aidno
#ElfOnTheShelfToldSanta
so I sent Santa his head pic.twitter.com/STIPvyC3MP
so I sent Santa his head pic.twitter.com/STIPvyC3MP
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Aidan forgets why he
@aidno
Trying my new clothes on #ThatsQuiteAStretch pic.twitter.com/RmSaFtri8c
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Aidan forgets why he
@aidno
“If I call 999 I am guaranteed to be sent an ambulance”
“If I call 999 and an ambulance comes, they’ll definitel… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
“If I call 999 and an ambulance comes, they’ll definitel… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Aidan forgets why he
@aidno
#MenAreSoStubbornThat they’d cut off their toes to spite their feet
Aidan forgets why he
@aidno
#OverheardAtTheVetSurgery Is your dog growling at me ?? pic.twitter.com/wlNseZdXkK
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Aidan forgets why he
@aidno
The man with the mask will be removing my bells today? But I don’t have any bells? #OverheardAtTheVetSurgery
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Aidan forgets why he
@aidno
@LisaMMcGee I think I just saw a dog that looks exactly like Slipper…
Aidan forgets why he
@aidno
#MyClosestFriendsWouldSay they’re imaginary, but that’s just because they’re the kind of jokers a legend like me hangs out with
Aidan forgets why he
@aidno
#ThingsNotToTakeCamping
I’m going to say...Tequila... pic.twitter.com/difUWrcfBU
I’m going to say...Tequila... pic.twitter.com/difUWrcfBU
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Aidan forgets why he
@aidno
I’m sorry for not “doing my research on Facebook” like you suggested #SarcasticApologies
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
