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Alyssa
@akc823
When you're in a bar in NC and no one appreciates your weird dancing bc @akc823 isn't here
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Alyssa
@akc823
The potluck today was for the intern leaving. Plot twist! He's fasting
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Alyssa
@akc823
Y'all need to step your shit up. What's the difference between wood and hardwood? Like I don't see any soft wood around here?
Alyssa
@akc823
Can't wait to eat wieners all day with my long lost pal @akc823
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Alyssa
@akc823
Tell your moms I said what's up this weekend
Alyssa
@akc823
I worked out in a onesie tonight
Alyssa
@akc823
Ever feel like a ticking time bomb cause you're about to lose your shit? same.
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Alyssa
@akc823
I would do ANYTHING to be sipping coffee in bed right now
Alyssa
@akc823
U need a pizza dis twitter.com/akc823/status/โฆ
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Carl
@akc823
Start each day with a grateful heart
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Carl
@akc823
Only bad thing about living alone. The days you don't want to be alone, you don't really have a choice.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
