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Andrew
@akochamba
PUT REINDEER ANTLERS ON THE P. F. CHANGS HORSES
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Andrew Kochamba
@akochamba
shhh, theyβre taking a test
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Andrew Kochamba
@akochamba
SPOILER WARNING
Creep (2014) dir. @patrick_brice
Creep (2014) dir. @patrick_brice
Andrew Kochamba
@akochamba
I am a:
man
woman
tweet format
Looking for:
men
women
people to copy and paste me, then edit me to create original jokes
man
woman
tweet format
Looking for:
men
women
people to copy and paste me, then edit me to create original jokes
Andrew Kochamba
@akochamba
ME: Hey, can you guys make gifs play in my camera roll?
APPLE: uhhh how about we make a head massage emoji
ME: What?
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ME: Um
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APPLE: uhhh how about we make a head massage emoji
ME: What?
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ME: Um
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Andrew Kochamba
@akochamba
When you're interested in a new season of @arresteddev but suspicious if it'll be like seasons 1-3 or like seasonβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
Retweet of status by @ronald_krump
Andrew Kochamba
@akochamba
Don't call it a pumpkin after it has already transformed into a jack-o-lantern
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Andrew Kochamba
@akochamba
We need this emoji with a smile and wide open eyes because there's not a great emoji that describes having a breakdown
Andrew Kochamba
@akochamba
The way she looks at him pic.twitter.com/6YtZvkpkzG
Andrew Kochamba
@akochamba
MOTHERS DAY TIP: Completely cover yourself in blood and reattach your umbilical cord to remind your mom why she's so special today
Andrew Kochamba
@akochamba
Only thing getting me through the day is knowing that soon I'll have my toes in the sand and the Communist Manifesto in hand
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
