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sambo
@ala_ka_sam
Major Robert Sides, back from a tour of duty, surprised his son Austin while throwing out the first pitch pic.twitter.com/OTHZ1zqmcB
Retweet of status by @SportsCenter
21 Jun 20
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sambo
@ala_ka_sam
me when someone talks about how all women are queens
Now α΄Κα΄ΚΙͺΙ΄Ι’: Yes we Asked. (Feat: We Did) ββββββββββββββββββ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Now α΄Κα΄ΚΙͺΙ΄Ι’: Yes we Asked. (Feat: We Did) ββββββββββββββββββ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @kimhdaniel
14 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote me when someone talks about how all women are queens
Now α΄Κα΄ΚΙͺΙ΄Ι’: Yes we Asked. (Feat: We Did) ββββββββββββͺβββββββ¦ https://t.co/nxELw9EOkg
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sambo
@ala_ka_sam
dick burns when i pee, call that a fire hose
13 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote dick burns when i pee, call that a fire hoseπ₯Ίπ₯π«ππ―βΌοΈ
sambo
@ala_ka_sam
my girlfriend is on a skiing trip in Miami and she hasnβt replied to me in days she must be having so much fun i love her so much
Retweet of status by @TheePaintv100
15 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote my girlfriend is on a skiing trip in Miami and she hasnβt replied to me in days she must be having so much fun i love her so much ππ
samμ₯
@ala_ka_sam
she a ho for some breakfast food...
call her a tater thot
call her a tater thot
25 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote she a ho for some breakfast food...
call her a tater thotππ₯ππ΄ππ€ͺ
15 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Ass so fat I thought my name was Albert π₯΅
samueL
@ala_ka_sam
This is why I donβt have friends pic.twitter.com/jF1jYYlAMy
Retweet of status by @DruePhoto
26 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This is why I donβt have friends π€ https://t.co/jF1jYYlAMy
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sahm
@ala_ka_sam
definitely going back up to music city
.photos taken and edited by me pic.twitter.com/mdeC8xXYex
.photos taken and edited by me pic.twitter.com/mdeC8xXYex
22 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote definitely going back up to music cityπ
.photos taken and edited by me https://t.co/mdeC8xXYex
broachacho
@ala_ka_sam
13 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote vegan meal of the day: Chill Vibes π€~
samn
@ala_ka_sam
Did Bobby Shmurda kill it?! pic.twitter.com/fYXHCL7EPP
Retweet of status by @WORLDSTAR
07 Oct 18
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broach
@ala_ka_sam
You say you hang with the man, I see him when I'm in the mirror pic.twitter.com/3TNL3VPATk
12 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You say you hang with the man, I see him when I'm in the mirror π₯ https://t.co/3TNL3VPATk
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ