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Alana Franco
@alanaaeden
One time i googled Trader Joe to see if he was still alive and the next day he died
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Alana Franco
@alanaaeden
Happy 23rd Queen pic.twitter.com/faNE6qfs1w
Retweet of status by @j_sorsoleil
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Alana Franco
@alanaaeden
Who's trying to get Saturday the 14th tattoos tonight??
Alana Franco
@alanaaeden
Does anybody know who invented the plus minus system? I just wanna talk
Alana Franco
@alanaaeden
Only eating lean cuisines today because I gotta look skinnty in my New Years pictures tonight
Alana Franco
@alanaaeden
My fatass really just heard the ice cream truck on the street all the way from inside my apartment... And I live on the 12th floor
Alana Franco
@alanaaeden
I really hope I get asked to homecoming this year!!
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Alana Franco
@alanaaeden
YAAAAS FUCK ME UP CHAMPAGNE PAPI
Alana
@alanaaeden
@trinaapham @alanaaeden literally us the night of my birthday twitter.com/dope_promo/staβ¦
Alana
@alanaaeden
My Spanish professor is so extra she really got another professor to sub for her today... Why not just cancel class
Alana
@alanaaeden
Idk why I buy so much expensive makeup all the time when I only wear makeup like maybe twice a week
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
