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@alao_sirmuel
When you leave BBN house to watch match and you start seeing Ronaldo in Man U jersey and Messi in PSG pic.twitter.com/uWMENoqnMP
22 Sep 21
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@alao_sirmuel
WHEN A GIRL UPLOAD A PIC: -
Main guy: No comment, just like and pass
Side guy: Cutie
Guy with no chance at alโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Main guy: No comment, just like and pass
Side guy: Cutie
Guy with no chance at alโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Retweet of status by @ItzCharlie69
31 Aug 21
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Main guy: No comment, just like and pass
Side guy: Cutie ๐๐
Guy with no chance at alโฆ https://t.co/wCbGbss9bn
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@alao_sirmuel
Baby food werey wo?? pic.twitter.com/pqQz9uYUok
26 Jul 21
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@alao_sirmuel
Wetin be this pic.twitter.com/WmA60upmuw
26 Jul 21
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@alao_sirmuel
"No be everybody wey post your picture like you, remember say rat picture dey for rat poison"..
Retweet of status by @meme_celebrity1
04 Jun 21
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@alao_sirmuel
25 May 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Your crush sends you a voice note and you run around the house looking for earphones only to find out she says. 'I HAVE A BOYFRIEND๐๐๐๐๐คฃ
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@alao_sirmuel
If she ask you for money ask her for sex
And if she ask you for sex, ask her for money too
Don't Be Cheap
And if she ask you for sex, ask her for money too
Don't Be Cheap
Retweet of status by @Kingpin_LEX
26 May 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If she ask you for money ask her for sex
And if she ask you for sex, ask her for money too
Don't Be Cheap ๐ค
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@alao_sirmuel
The goal is not to look rich but to be rich. Whoever that will retweet this tweet, may God bless you FINANCIALLY
Retweet of status by @AustineAwurum
20 Apr 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The goal is not to look rich but to be rich. Whoever that will retweet this tweet, may God bless you FINANCIALLY๐
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@alao_sirmuel
Everybody just dey lie pic.twitter.com/vqaoqvvRaD
Retweet of status by @Classy_jesters
24 Mar 21
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@alao_sirmuel
If in public and a girl acts like she suddenly knows you, just go with it. She might be in danger
Retweet of status by @baddestcash_
18 Mar 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If in public and a girl acts like she suddenly knows you, just go with it. She might be in danger
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@alao_sirmuel
Leo Messi is the only Player in History to win all 4 Awards in the same season.
Ballon D'or
FIFA Player of theโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Ballon D'or
FIFA Player of theโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Retweet of status by @BarcaWorldwide
17 Mar 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Leo Messi is the only Player in History to win all 4 Awards in the same season.
๐ฎ Ballon D'or
๐
FIFA Player of theโฆ https://t.co/3oOEM41vgW
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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