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Alexa βΌ
@alexaaalopez
Wow starting off today with my stimulus check
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Alexa βΌ
@alexaaalopez
I just want butt massages forever, is that too much to ask
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Alexa βΌ
@alexaaalopez
I hate adulting man. I just wanna be 5 again
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Alexa βΌ
@alexaaalopez
I seriously have the best boyfriend ever
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Alexa βΌ
@alexaaalopez
Will never understand why people chose to sit next to me at the movies when there are 19382818 other seats available
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Alexa βΌ
@alexaaalopez
Thank you for being a hero, Kasper. Get well soon good boy twitter.com/pbcountysherifβ¦
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Alexa βΌ
@alexaaalopez
craving a margarita but what's new
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Alexa βΌ
@alexaaalopez
two more fucking days till vegas
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Alexa βΌ
@alexaaalopez
hey guys, just asking for a little help.. if you could please RT it would mean the world to me. β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
Alexa βΌ
@alexaaalopez
not enough hours in the day at this point
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Alexa βΌ
@alexaaalopez
Old dogs need homes too #AdoptDontBuy #NationalPuppyDay pic.twitter.com/QKVbSYfPi0
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
