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milf n’ cookies 🍪
@alexsandozz
ATTENTION MEN YOU ABSOLUTELY DO NOT GET TO DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT YOU MADE A WOMAN FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE OR THREA… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @billiidenee
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milf n’ cookies 🍪
@alexsandozz
Stop checking up on people and watch them never check up on you.
Retweet of status by @Bitch_in_a_6ohh
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milf n’ cookies 🍪
@alexsandozz
Having a “mini me” is all fun & games until they can unlock your phone with their face
Retweet of status by @momstrosityy
milf n’ cookies 🍪
@alexsandozz
@kxthren My birthday is on national nudes day and this year it’s also on taco Tuesday and titty Tuesday. What a great combo
Retweet of status by @CenTexWildChild
milf n’ cookies 🍪
@alexsandozz
Still doesn’t feel real.. twitter.com/LakeShowYo/sta…
Retweet of status by @itsurboy_mattyg
milf n’ cookies 🍪
@alexsandozz
I need a Subway sandwich with 6 chocolate chip cookies
Retweet of status by @ireneespinoza_
milf n’ cookies 🍪
@alexsandozz
Fuck. I need to get better at holding grudges
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milf n’ cookies 🍪
@alexsandozz
*is typing ...*
*shared a tweet with you*
*would like FaceTime...*
Me:
… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
*shared a tweet with you*
*would like FaceTime...*
Me:
… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @ForeignnGigi
mama bear🐻
@alexsandozz
Having cute kids is a trap. You give everyone baby fever and trap yourself into having another one
Retweet of status by @modernmomese
mama clause 🎅🏻
@alexsandozz
It’s that time of year again.. everyone’s favorite picture of Tiauna pic.twitter.com/7LlKpd6ktz
Retweet of status by @tiauna_axon
mama clause 🎅🏻
@alexsandozz
Being sick while pregnant is worse when you have a toddler
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
