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Itβs a freakin stressful day at work trying to explain to baby boomers and gen x what consent is can I go home already??
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It feels like itβs midnight and itβs not even 7 yet. I hate the time change
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If your grandparent still drives do me a favor, tell them to at least get in the right lane if theyre gonna drive under the speed limit
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If you leave your pet behind during any kind of natural disaster you deserve to be publicly stoned to death. Don't @ me
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Why have I never thought of taking off of my 1st job and using pto to work at my 2nd job before? Getting double payed this week
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I'm so bored that I'm contemplating drinking the half a (large) bottle of wine in my fridge for the hell of it
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@Tayrichhh Saw your tweet earlier knew neither of these things would come true
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If only I could listen to the advice I give others
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rabbit or pug? pic.twitter.com/XkwEsJyAhP
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I'm a terrible mother. I didn't do anything for any of my kids birthdays this year
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@Thee_K1ng There is
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
