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Miss Alissa
@alissamuzik
If you're ever having a bad day, just remember last week I just found out the term "pipe it up" is not referring to smoking weed.
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Miss Alissa
@alissamuzik
The worst types of people are:
Liars
Thieves
People that dont understand my vine references
Liars
Thieves
People that dont understand my vine references
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Miss Alissa
@alissamuzik
my heart pic.twitter.com/I0T8MlSIuU
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Miss Alissa
@alissamuzik
@jleachy09 But really like no ones surprised here
Miss Alissa
@alissamuzik
Told @alissamuzik Iβm probably not going out tonight because I donβt feel good and she said βwell you have like 7 hours to feel betterβ
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Miss Alissa
@alissamuzik
The awkward moment of reaching out to give ur boss a paper and u forgot that u still have "booty squad" tattooed on ur arm
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Miss Alissa
@alissamuzik
i'm never leaving twitter pic.twitter.com/pGSNeNlp8W
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Miss Alissa
@alissamuzik
After 4 years of living at the pointe, I think our hot tub finally works.
Miss Alissa
@alissamuzik
If you're ever having a bad day just remember I said "Hola" to the Japanese man making the sushi at Kroger
Miss Alissa
@alissamuzik
@ThatNevilsKid This just made me cry
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Miss Alissa
@alissamuzik
How I imagine Darren going to Heaven pic.twitter.com/DXGa5vzq0d
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
